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For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by cnikshutupforonceXD on Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:18 pm

Just saw this in another forum and I thought, what with all the problems people have with English (its ok.. we understand..) this might help you guys get your point across clearer.. BTW this is all gramatically correct so it should be quite useful to you guys:

Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood! But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.


Enjoy! Razz
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Mnk on Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:03 pm

That's just evil Very Happy
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Crapper on Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:11 pm

Hilarious.

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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by settorex on Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:30 am

lol... smting tells me that "Esau Wood" will be the brand new top smufing name in game....
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Cinc on Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:54 am

ONLY THE CHOSEN ONE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT!
lol! lol!
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Baboow on Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:20 am

hahah fantastic Very Happy

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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by cnik on Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:51 am

Nice Smile
When you're done with that try some polish poem xD (hope you can see special characters, if not I will take a screenie for you Razz)

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Pękł pęk, pękł strąk a bąk się zląkł.

Czesał czyżyk czarny koczek,
czyszcząc w koczku każdy loczek,
po czym przykrył koczek toczkiem,
lecz część loczków wyszła boczkiem.

W trzęsawisku trzeszczą trzciny,
trzmiel trze w Trzciance trzy trzmieliny
a trzy byczki znad Trzebyczki
z trzaskiem trzepią trzy trzewiczki.

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rudy góral kartofle tarł na tarce wytrwale.
Gdy spotkali się w Urlach góral tarł, goryl turlał
chociaż sensu nie było w tym wcale.

W gąszczu szczawiu we Wrzeszczu
klaszczą kleszcze na deszczu,
szepcze szczygieł w szczelinie, szczeka szczeniak w Szczuczynie,
piszczy pszczoła pod Pszczyną, świszcze świerszcz pod leszczyną,
a trzy pliszki i liszka
taszczą płaszcze w Szypliszkach.

Trzódka piegży drży na wietrze,
chrzęszczą w zbożu skrzydła chrząszczy,
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i niechcący huknął żuczka.
Ale heca – wnuczek mruknął
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Leży żuczek, leży wnuczek, a pomiędzy nimi tłuczek.
Stąd dla huczka jest nauczka
by nie hasać z tłuczkiem wnuczka.

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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Cinc on Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:33 am

What is that, polish rap? lol!
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Pirate on Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:30 am

Hmm, That wasn't that hard... The guy just needed a new saw, thats it. Smile

I guess he's happy now. Razz
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Devil on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:50 pm

That's funny

By the way, how many languages did you say you speak fluently, Snake?
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Re: For everyone who struggles with english...

Post by Google on Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:29 am

cnikshutupforonceXD wrote:

Esau Wood sawed wood. [...]


I understand thus far, shamefull scratch
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